Drunken Satyr
    Location: Dallas, Tx
    Home or favorite faire Texas Ren Fest is my one true home, but getting around Scarby these days. Missing Excal and need to get back out to Four Winds soon.
    About Me I am, if you were unsure or unconscious, a huge fan of the Ren. Been going for over 12 years now and I have no plans on stopping. I am also an avid home brewer. Catch me at a faire and ask me, I normally have some with me.
    Music Mainly 80's, Industrial, EBM, Darkwave, Electronic, with scatterlings of others all over the map.
    Movies *.* Of The Dead If there is a zombie in it, I probably own it.
    TV BSG, Ghost Hunters, Deadliest Catch, Good Eats
    Books Weiss and Hickman
    Likes Ren, Beer, Women, lather rinse repeat.
    Dislikes Lighters that have a warning on them to keep away from flame
    Hobbies Brewing beer, Ren, Women...
    Vices See above
    Heroes Anyone that leaves the chainsaw on the shelf when being chased by god only knows what.
    Yahoo ID drunkensatyr
    Here For Not Specified, Dating, Friendships, Networking, Relationships, Hookups
    Relationship Status Swinger
    Orientation Straight
    Children Proud Parent
    Number of Children 1
    Body Type Average
    Height 6'5"
    Religion Agnostic
    Ethnicity White / Caucasian
    Smoke Yes
    Drink Yes

    Scarby!

    Saturday, April 26, 2008, 1:29 AM [General]

    The gods have smiled upon us...we are going tomorrow after all! See you all there!

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    A little Old World Pulp Fiction for you

    Thursday, April 24, 2008, 7:27 AM [General]

    Julius: Your pardon; did I break thy concentration?
    Continue! Ah, but now thy tongue is still.


    Allow me, then, to offer a retort.


    Describe Marsellus Wallace to me, pray.


    Brett: What?
    Julius: What country dost thou hail from?
    Brett: What?
    Julius: Thou sayest thou dost hail from distant What!
    I know but naught of thy strange country What.


    What language speak they in the land of What?
    Brett: What?
    Julius: English, base knave, dost thou speak it?
    Brett: Aye!
    Julius: Then hearken to my words and answer them!
    Describe to me Marsellus Wallace!
    Brett: What?
    (JULIUS presses his knife to BRETT's throat)
    Julius: Speak 'What' again! Thou cur, cry 'What' again!
    I dare thee utter 'What' again but once!
    I dare thee twice and spit upon thy name!
    Now, paint for me a portraiture in words,
    If thou hast any in thy head but 'What',
    Of Marsellus Wallace!
    Brett: He is dark.


    Julius: Aye, and what more?
    Brett: His head is shaven bald.


    Julius: Hath he the semblance of a harlot?
    Brett: What?
    (JULIUS strikes with his blade and BRETT cries out)
    Julius: Hath he the semblance of a harlot?
    Brett: Nay!
    Julius: Then why didst thou attempt to bed him thus?
    Brett: I did not!
    Julius: Aye, thou didst! O, aye, thou didst!
    Thou sought to rape him like a chattel whore!
    And sooth, Lord Wallace is displeased to bed
    With aught save Lady Wallace, whom he wed.

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